Stealing your lightning and THUNDER, too,
Pulling the rug out from under you,
The wool and the lies
Are pulled over your eyes.
Aware of a culprit, you WONDER who.
One from a minute ago:
"I've never liked boating," said Kath,
As her stomach was writhing with wrath.
She then raised her voice:
"A good shower's my choice;
I get seasick just taking a bath."
Nature can seem so sadistic
When a life becomes one more statistic.
If nature should fail,
And our god won't prevail,
Then, well, please--let me be more simplistic.
A graying old buddy named Ed
Said "I want a mahogany head,"
So he bought a new mixture.
The seven-week fixture
Was one odd unknown shade of red.
3.11.10 Just added another scar to my large collection - a 4" slice on my leg from a broken ragged edge of the old toilet bowl. Still on my back with the busted ribs and pulled muscles in my back. Should've stayed supine.
3.9.10 Silly crap.
3.7.10 The beginning.
Painful week. Tried switching out the old broken toilet that hadn't flushed in a year (!!! now that's piney) and slipped on the wet floor falling on the new toilet and cracking my ribs- got up, slipped again and cracked the other side. Classic mess. Putting Humpty Dumpty together again today. New toilet almost flushes.